Q: When is a resignation not a resignation?

A: When it’s only a 20% pay cut!

So, Lang and Sears are to receive 20 lashes with a wet noodle. Yippee!

That’ll show ‘em that we take our ethics seriously around Stewart Hall.

 

Hey hey; Ho ho; Garrison has got to go!

Garrison must go!

Okay, what did Garrison know and when did he know it?

After reading over the transcripts of the interviews before the panel investigating this matter here is what I conclude.

1. Bresch told Garrison “I do have a degreee. I did walk through the ceremony. I stopped going to class in the summer/fall of 1998. I was defending my employer in a lawsuit and had to be in California. Speaker told me that that my work in California would be sufficient to meet the remainder of my requirements for the degree. I relied on his statement.”
2. Garrison washes his hands and has no further contact on the matter with anyone. (Let’s even take him at his word on this point.)
3. Lang and his subordinates agree to support a story in which grades are changed and pulled from thin air for classes that all agree Bresh never attended. Bear in mind that many of them have also heard Bresch’s claims as to what she belives the deal was.
4. Garrison, knowing that the two stories do not agree, that these classes and grades are not even what Bresch herself recalls or claims, supports this decision.
5. Garrison must go!

QED